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ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosaurus: starshein: Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 22:57:27 +0200

starshein:

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST

onnastik: mydadisindianajones: This is the best analogy I’ve...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:03:31 +0200

onnastik:

mydadisindianajones:

This is the best analogy I’ve seen. [Source unknown]

And the rumors about this bridge being likely to collapse were started by a since-exposed con man trying to get people to buy into a ferry service.

reverseracism: welcometonegrotown: It’s an extremely popular...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:02:48 +0200

reverseracism:

welcometonegrotown:

It’s an extremely popular opinion among middle and upper class white people.

Also, aside from this completely uneducated reasoning as to why minimum wage was created…

I can guarantee that there are tens of thousands of teenagers who have to pay bills and help support their families or are the only financial supporter to their family.

fandomshateblackpeople: It’s always interesting and fun whenever some big Internet leftist on here...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:02:12 +0200

fandomshateblackpeople:

It’s always interesting and fun whenever some big Internet leftist on here who prides themself on being anti bigotry and anti-racist shifts into parroting antisjws whenever they get dragged for antiblack comments.

Like, it’s almost like they have no black friends and do that perfomashit in the comfort of their clique of white friends where they suck each other off for being so woke while never actually interacting with anyone who isn’t alabaster.

Also, if you’re unable to reblog this, then it’s definitely about you.

vendeluxe: vodcar: snoopingasusualisee: hackshot: deanky: sectonia: relishboi: vendeluxe: ...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:38:34 +0200

vendeluxe:

vodcar:

snoopingasusualisee:

hackshot:

deanky:

sectonia:

relishboi:

vendeluxe:

old: calling the poster of a post “op”

gold: calling the poster of the post directly by their url, asserting your dominance

bold: calling the poster of a post by their last name. if their last name is not provided then you will give them a new one.

mold: not even reblogging the post,asserting a psychic bond with the user and cussing them out right then and there while they dont even know whats happening

cold: ice cream

Sold: for 50 dollars to the man on the third row

gold:

morrison ↓

morrison ↑

thelogicalloganipus: shameless-running-turtle: floralprintpussy...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:22:55 +0200

thelogicalloganipus:

shameless-running-turtle:

floralprintpussy:

lokiwtf:

gallizfrey:

anneriawings:

siphersaysstuff:

honey-andrevolution:

sashayed:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?! I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!”

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

this is so relevant to my interests

It wasn’t just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground sloths…

THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH.

We’ve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling.

DON’T FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING

AMBULOCETUS WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS

BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN

AND THEN THERE’S MY FAVORITE, ZYGOPHYSETER, WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES

IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH

The reason why the animals in the prehistoric times were so big was because there was much more oxygen in the atmosphere if I recall correctly. Because there was so much oxygen and so few carbon gasses, life on earth was able to grow to terrifying lengths and heights, don’t forget how giant the bugs were.

I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post

Also important to note that megalodon is theorized to still be alive,possibly living in the darkest depths of the ocean. They haven’t found signs of its extinction

scientists: “we haven’t seen a megalodon in quite some time now, let’s just hope it’s exstinct”

This whole post is my JAM not gonna lie I am fascinated by massive prehistoric animals

smolstiel: silver-tongues-blog: ohcanadada: positive-memes: T...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:39:31 +0200

smolstiel:

silver-tongues-blog:

ohcanadada:

positive-memes:

The guy in Thor who looked like Jesus

Praise Jesus

reblog if youre not afraid to have jesus on your blog

no yall dont understand canon jesus looks like this

negativeonetwelfth: lady-feral: naamahdarling: lorienkittybook...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 14:00:23 +0200

negativeonetwelfth:

lady-feral:

naamahdarling:

lorienkittybooks:

la-knight:

mysharona1987:

Not to sound like a Crazed Communist~! here.

But if you have $131 billion you can probably afford air conditioning and regular bathroom breaks for everyday Americans that work in your stores.

You’re still going to be ridiculously rich anyway.

But, yeah, let’s focus on finding life on fucking Pluto.

Do you know what I would do with 131 BILLION DOLLARS?

- solve the Flint water crisis (50 mil)

- organize relief to be sent to Puerto Rico (that’s what? 500 mil?)

- pay for Little Miss Flint to go to college

- buy an apartment complex in 30 big cities around the US to create special communities for homeless queer teens where they can get a hs and college diploma and learn job skills, get access to health and psychological care, and have access to non-queerphobic religious services if wanted (90 mil to start?)

- buy my own house (at most 2 mil because I have to accommodate 3 family groups and I would want to make the house solar and wind powered; also the cost of my library and wait staff)

- pay the medical bills of every victim of a mass shooting or police brutality (including psychiatric care for the PTSD)

- give a 500k dollar grant to 4k minority-owned businesses (2 billion)

- pay my dad’s ex-wife’s care bills so my half-siblings don’t need to worry about it (she’s old; 1 mil would set her up for life with a cushion for emergencies)

- I’d have some kids

- I’d start a daycare/education center chain for sex workers with children that also provided medical care for kids and college opportunities for the parents that accommodated their work schedules

- I’d pay for young black kids to meet their book and movie heroes like Letitia Wright or Tomi Adeyemi

- I’d find impoverished US communities in need of “standard” meds like asthma inhalers and insulin and provide for them

- I would fucking bribe politicians to advocate for rape survivors, the disabled, and everyone else they fuck over on the Congress floor

- I’d go see Hamilton maybe

- I’d take my best friend to England and to Book Con

- I’d open up more shelters for domestic violence and assault victims that offered opportunities in education, counseling, job help, and child care

And after aaallllll that???

I’d still have like 100 BILLION DOLLARS LEFT

- Also solved world hunger. That’s 4 Billion bucks. And honestly? That’s it. Most of the 1% can do that. He can do it 25 times.

These bloated ticks draining the lives from their employees and their customer base have the power to enact MASSIVE change, and they do NOTHING.

They are literally evil. There is no other word for having so much when others have so little.

There is a new aristocracy. We should be building guillotines.

Capitalism is great until you run out of other people’s money

Photo

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:47:42 +0200

labambinafantasma: If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:47:27 +0200

labambinafantasma:

If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.

On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.

Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you won’t be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because it’s all copyrighted material. And you won’t also be able to share, enjoy or download other’s contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.

But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.

What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.

Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:

https://saveyourinternet.eu

Also, sign and share this petition:

https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet?recruiter=50668942&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial

We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, don’t let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.

#SaveYourInternet now!

Astronaut tweets

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:33:04 +0200

catchymemes:

flowersxfade: this is the single cutest thing I’ve ever seen in...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:30:39 +0200

flowersxfade:

this is the single cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life

luckycavy117: tigerbun: drunkcyclonus: karawaltersuniverse: ta...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 20:29:48 +0200

luckycavy117:

tigerbun:

drunkcyclonus:

karawaltersuniverse:

take a note fellas, chicks dont want dick pics. we want gundams

we want giant fighting robots

Megas XLR was right: Chicks dig giant robots.

genuinely share your interests with people you’re interested in

the-last-hair-bender: doyoudrew: moniquill: orlyofhousesnark: ...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:44:11 +0200

the-last-hair-bender:

doyoudrew:

moniquill:

orlyofhousesnark:

sizvideos:

You can make fire with lemon and nails - Full video

fun science

@nancy drew

When life gives you lemons burn life’s house down

arianod: OK, now. Trump is definitely not Francisco Franco: one...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:18:35 +0200

arianod:

OK, now. Trump is definitely not Francisco Franco: one was democratically elected, while the other wrestled power from the legitimate government through treason and violence, and there’s a world of difference between those two things. But there is one very important thing those two men have in common, and I think it’s worth paying attention to it.

One little known fact about Francisco Franco is that he was incredibly mediocre, as a soldier as well as an all-round human being. He barely managed to graduate from military academy; his service record is essentially unimpressive and nothing in it justifies his advancing beyond the rank of captain. He knew nothing of modern war and was quite useless as a strategist, which is the chief reason why the Spanish Republicans managed to hold out for three years against the Nationalists, despite being outmatched in almost every other aspect.

His only talents, acknowledged by everyone around him, were low cunning and an unfailing ability to always look out for his own interest; he was also very good at blowing his own trumpet, which is how he managed to build himself a reputation despite a less than stellar career; not unlike a certain American businessman who basically bluffed his way into the Forbes 400 and convinced everyone of his business acumen despite multiple bankruptcies.

The point is, Franco shouldn’t have been made a general and he would never have been made a general in a normally functioning army. It was only the deep corruption of the Spanish armed forces, and the political system at large, that allowed a guy like him to get to a position where he even had a chance of seizing power. And that is where we can draw a clear parallel with the current tenant of the White House: like Franco, Trump is a petty con artist. The fact that he could maneuver himself to a position where he would even have a shot at the presidency says less about his own ability than about the abysmal levels the US political system has sunk to. And that’s a problem that isn’t going to go away when he and his gang vacate the White House.

So yeah: you guys should be marching in the streets. But more importantly, you should be discussing what changes America needs so that something like this can never happen again. And they’ll have to be big changes.

luciferhimshelf: theartofwingingit: satsekhem: girlandfox: anaputuwet: lavenderbiscuits: anaputu...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 18:35:00 +0200

luciferhimshelf:

theartofwingingit:

satsekhem:

girlandfox:

anaputuwet:

lavenderbiscuits:

anaputuwet:

girlandfox:

anaputuwet:

THIS WEBSITE IS SAYING RA CRIES BEES CAN ANYONE CONFIRM

Wiki says:

“In Egyptian mythology, bees grew from the tears of the sun god Ra when they landed on the desert sand.”

Don’t let Ra cry around sand.

oh my god

@theartofwingingit we need a meme level picture with the words “save the bees” on top and “make ra cry” on the bottom

I chose to go in a different direction with this

@megatraven

itscolossal: Lovely Photo Manipulations Utilizing Stock...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 17:50:00 +0200

itscolossal:

Lovely Photo Manipulations Utilizing Stock Photography by Justin Peters

lokispriestess: quinzelade: red-eye-radio: veganvenom: br00d-mother: veganvenom: The way the...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:24:50 +0200

lokispriestess:

quinzelade:

red-eye-radio:

veganvenom:

br00d-mother:

veganvenom:

The way the media has been treating Ryan Reynolds and Josh Brolin’s dynamic during the Deadpool 2 promotion tour is giving me an insight into how all these homophobic fanboys can look past how blatantly queer the film is:

They think it’s all a fucking joke.

Josh Brolin has said repeatedly that he’s had a crush on Ryan Reynolds for a long time. That he admires him, that he finds him attractive, that his feelings for Ryan are complicated and unrequited but real.

And yet all I’m seeing are articles and youtube compilations about Josh’s “hilarious” “man crush” and how “funny” it is every time Josh talks about Ryan or they interact.

And I would suspect it was intentionally meant to be part joking and part queerbaiting for the purpose of fanning the movie’s hype except that:

Josh is out there correcting people who call it a bromance - saying “It’s a real romance”.

He’s having to tell people that “It’s not a joke”.

He’s calling interviewers out for laughing.

He’s saying that the only reason he feels weird admitting it is because people are treating his crush as funny.

And this audience attitude is the same one that allows Deadpool to come onto Colossus with the exact same context and tone he came onto Vanessa in the first film, and still lets straight fuckboys think it’s a joke.

It’s why Cable and Deadpool can explicitly flirt, and even have Cable do something as hugely self-sacrificing and romantic for the other man as he does, but there will still be people hypothesising that their strong connection is because Cable’s wife is Deadpool’s daughter or something.

At first I was annoyed that the film was too chicken to end with the two characters getting together, even though (without spoiling it for you) it wouldn’t have felt quite right for the plot so soon.

But now I’m suspecting that even if we’d had a passionate, candle-lit sex scene between Cable and Deadpool, these douchebags would still think it was some hilarious joke.

The franchise can capitalise on that homophobia to get more queerness into the movies, and to be honest it probably already has.

But I’m doubtful that they can do anything that’ll get through the thick skulls of these fuckboy-fanboys.

I haven’t seen the movie just yet, and i don’t doubt what you’re saying! H o w e v e r, I’d really like some sources or at least a point in the direction to find those specific interviews with Josh Brolin!

Sure! There’s so many interview videos out there right now, some with only a couple hundred views, and I wish I’d bookmarked all the relevant ones for now but alas I didn’t. Here are a few which hopefully get my point across, but there’s more like it:

The Jimmy Fallon interview:

Josh: I mean he’s tall, he’s ha- … Why am I talking about Ryan Reynolds so much?
Jimmy: You have a man crush on Ryan Reynolds?
Josh: I do! I don’t-
[Jimmy laughs]
Josh: I feel weird admitting it in front of you because you’re laughing at me right now, but I feel… I feel confidence in my-
[Josh gets awkward and hides behind a magazine]

The Build interview:

Josh: I am a huge Ryan Reynolds fan, and that’s not a joke.

The Getty Video interview:

Will Njobvu: Now, I’m seeing this bromance blossoming between you and Ryan Reynolds, even a bit on screen, and-
Josh: I think it’s more of a romance.
Will: A romance?
Josh: Like, a real romance.
Will: Really!?
Josh: I like him, man. What’s not to like? I like not liking him. It’s a lot of fun to have friction and tension between Ryan Reynolds and myself. Y’know, we can talk about the characters, and the Deadpool and Cable thing, but it has nothing to do with that; it’s him and me.

@keyismykitty

He looks genuinely upset in the first gif. Poor guy.

fucking let people have casual same sex crushes

it’s not a joke

just cos he’s ~conventionally masculine~ doesn’t make it funy

what a brave dude

fuck

krislapis: notmysecret: FUCK This is 10x funnier if you read...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 19:20:03 +0200

krislapis:

notmysecret:

FUCK

This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices

if you’re canadian and you’re concerned about the immigrant detention centres in the states right now:

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 17:35:02 +0200

henfield:

PLEASE call/write/email your mp and tell them you want the SAFE THIRD COUNTRY AGREEMENT (alt. info) suspended immediately!!!

here’s a cbc article talking about calls for suspension

if you don’t know what the safe third country agreement is:

the safe third country agreement is a bilateral treaty between the united states and canada asserting that refugees must claim status in the first safe country they arrive in (and in canada, the united states is the only country considered a safe third country) — which means, essentially, if a refugee travels to the united states, they must apply for refugee status there, and cannot pursue claims of refugee status in canada

this is relevant right now, in light of the current political climate of the united states, because:

the united states is considered a “safe third country”, so (predominantly latinx) refugees and undocumented migrants are deemed safe in the united states and cannot pursue refugee claims in canada if they’ve already been to the united states.

clearly, the united states is not any kind of sanctuary for refugees. families are being separated, children are being traumatized, people are being treated like animals, due process is being denied, human rights are being systemically violated, targeting a specific marginalized minority population.

to allow an escape from the atrocities the united states government is committing, refugees must be able to flee the united states and seek asylum in canada. under the safe third country agreement, they cannot.

it’s also important to remember that we had a policy like this in place before in canada — the continuous journey regulation, passed in 1908 as canada’s first attempt to restrict immigration. this order-in-council targeted asian — specifically indian — immigrants, stating that immigrants must make continuous passage to canada from their country of origin/birth. this targeted asians and indians in particular, as the transportation technology at the time meant that most indian immigrant ships needed to stop in japan or hawaii.

the continuous journey regulation resulted in the komagata maru incident, a massive xenophobic and racist tragedy that’s considered one of the greatest stains on canada’s history.

PLEASE contact your members of parliament. we cannot repeat history like this; the consequences are far too great.

contact information:

find your member of parliament

you can enter in your postal code and it’ll tell you your mp’s name, with all of their contact info (incl. phone number, mailing address, email address, constituency office address and website)

you can mail ANY member of parliament postage-free very easily — here’s a link for more info

if you have a social media presence or feel more comfortable doing it online, most members of parliament have their social media accounts linked to their official websites! tweet them! call them out publicly! if you’re writing an email or letter, attach that to your tweet!

this is the current minister of immigration under the liberal government

call, email, write, even visit his constituency office! tell him that we absolutely no longer can consider the united states a safe third country
marc garneau, minister of transportation, also stated that we can continue to consider the united states a safe third country, despite the current political client. consider calling, emailing or tweeting him to tell him we value the lives of refugees more highly than we value the feelings of our southern neighbours

if you don’t know what to say:

writing a letter in your own voice to your own mp is the most effective way to go about this, but if you don’t know how or don’t feel comfortable, i’ve prepared a template that you can send. it’s linked right here

if you’re not canadian, please reblog this anyways. as the united states’ neighbours, we’re best positioned to offer refuge and asylum to the victims of america’s inhumane policies. please get out and act — contact your representatives and make your voice heard.