SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST
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And the rumors about this bridge being likely to collapse were started by a since-exposed con man trying to get people to buy into a ferry service.
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This is the best analogy I’ve seen. [Source unknown]
And the rumors about this bridge being likely to collapse were started by a since-exposed con man trying to get people to buy into a ferry service.
It’s an extremely popular opinion among middle and upper class white people.
Also, aside from this completely uneducated reasoning as to why minimum wage was created…
I can guarantee that there are tens of thousands of teenagers who have to pay bills and help support their families or are the only financial supporter to their family.
It’s always interesting and fun whenever some big Internet leftist on here who prides themself on being anti bigotry and anti-racist shifts into parroting antisjws whenever they get dragged for antiblack comments.
Like, it’s almost like they have no black friends and do that perfomashit in the comfort of their clique of white friends where they suck each other off for being so woke while never actually interacting with anyone who isn’t alabaster.
Also, if you’re unable to reblog this, then it’s definitely about you.
old: calling the poster of a post “op”
gold: calling the poster of the post directly by their url, asserting your dominance
bold: calling the poster of a post by their last name. if their last name is not provided then you will give them a new one.
mold: not even reblogging the post,asserting a psychic bond with the user and cussing them out right then and there while they dont even know whats happening
cold: ice cream
Sold: for 50 dollars to the man on the third row
gold:
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The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.
I’m so glad they aren’t around
omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either
Praise natural selection
I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution
The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion
I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?! I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!”
Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!
And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.
Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.
GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.
this is so relevant to my interests
It wasn’t just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground sloths…
THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH.
We’ve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling.
DON’T FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING
AMBULOCETUS WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS
BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN
AND THEN THERE’S MY FAVORITE, ZYGOPHYSETER, WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES
IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH
The reason why the animals in the prehistoric times were so big was because there was much more oxygen in the atmosphere if I recall correctly. Because there was so much oxygen and so few carbon gasses, life on earth was able to grow to terrifying lengths and heights, don’t forget how giant the bugs were.
I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post
Also important to note that megalodon is theorized to still be alive,possibly living in the darkest depths of the ocean. They haven’t found signs of its extinction
scientists: “we haven’t seen a megalodon in quite some time now, let’s just hope it’s exstinct”
This whole post is my JAM not gonna lie I am fascinated by massive prehistoric animals
The guy in Thor who looked like Jesus
Praise Jesus
reblog if youre not afraid to have jesus on your blog
no yall dont understand canon jesus looks like this
Not to sound like a Crazed Communist~! here.
But if you have $131 billion you can probably afford air conditioning and regular bathroom breaks for everyday Americans that work in your stores.
You’re still going to be ridiculously rich anyway.
But, yeah, let’s focus on finding life on fucking Pluto.
Do you know what I would do with 131 BILLION DOLLARS?
- solve the Flint water crisis (50 mil)
- organize relief to be sent to Puerto Rico (that’s what? 500 mil?)
- pay for Little Miss Flint to go to college
- buy an apartment complex in 30 big cities around the US to create special communities for homeless queer teens where they can get a hs and college diploma and learn job skills, get access to health and psychological care, and have access to non-queerphobic religious services if wanted (90 mil to start?)
- buy my own house (at most 2 mil because I have to accommodate 3 family groups and I would want to make the house solar and wind powered; also the cost of my library and wait staff)
- pay the medical bills of every victim of a mass shooting or police brutality (including psychiatric care for the PTSD)
- give a 500k dollar grant to 4k minority-owned businesses (2 billion)
- pay my dad’s ex-wife’s care bills so my half-siblings don’t need to worry about it (she’s old; 1 mil would set her up for life with a cushion for emergencies)
- I’d have some kids
- I’d start a daycare/education center chain for sex workers with children that also provided medical care for kids and college opportunities for the parents that accommodated their work schedules
- I’d pay for young black kids to meet their book and movie heroes like Letitia Wright or Tomi Adeyemi
- I’d find impoverished US communities in need of “standard” meds like asthma inhalers and insulin and provide for them
- I would fucking bribe politicians to advocate for rape survivors, the disabled, and everyone else they fuck over on the Congress floor
- I’d go see Hamilton maybe
- I’d take my best friend to England and to Book Con
- I’d open up more shelters for domestic violence and assault victims that offered opportunities in education, counseling, job help, and child care
And after aaallllll that???
I’d still have like 100 BILLION DOLLARS LEFT
- Also solved world hunger. That’s 4 Billion bucks. And honestly? That’s it. Most of the 1% can do that. He can do it 25 times.
These bloated ticks draining the lives from their employees and their customer base have the power to enact MASSIVE change, and they do NOTHING.
They are literally evil. There is no other word for having so much when others have so little.
There is a new aristocracy. We should be building guillotines.
Capitalism is great until you run out of other people’s money
take a note fellas, chicks dont want dick pics. we want gundams
we want giant fighting robots
Megas XLR was right: Chicks dig giant robots.
genuinely share your interests with people you’re interested in
OK, now. Trump is definitely not Francisco Franco: one was democratically elected, while the other wrestled power from the legitimate government through treason and violence, and there’s a world of difference between those two things. But there is one very important thing those two men have in common, and I think it’s worth paying attention to it.
One little known fact about Francisco Franco is that he was incredibly mediocre, as a soldier as well as an all-round human being. He barely managed to graduate from military academy; his service record is essentially unimpressive and nothing in it justifies his advancing beyond the rank of captain. He knew nothing of modern war and was quite useless as a strategist, which is the chief reason why the Spanish Republicans managed to hold out for three years against the Nationalists, despite being outmatched in almost every other aspect.
His only talents, acknowledged by everyone around him, were low cunning and an unfailing ability to always look out for his own interest; he was also very good at blowing his own trumpet, which is how he managed to build himself a reputation despite a less than stellar career; not unlike a certain American businessman who basically bluffed his way into the Forbes 400 and convinced everyone of his business acumen despite multiple bankruptcies.
The point is, Franco shouldn’t have been made a general and he would never have been made a general in a normally functioning army. It was only the deep corruption of the Spanish armed forces, and the political system at large, that allowed a guy like him to get to a position where he even had a chance of seizing power. And that is where we can draw a clear parallel with the current tenant of the White House: like Franco, Trump is a petty con artist. The fact that he could maneuver himself to a position where he would even have a shot at the presidency says less about his own ability than about the abysmal levels the US political system has sunk to. And that’s a problem that isn’t going to go away when he and his gang vacate the White House.
So yeah: you guys should be marching in the streets. But more importantly, you should be discussing what changes America needs so that something like this can never happen again. And they’ll have to be big changes.
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